Russian Actor May Have Had His Balls Removed by a Sexy Organ Thief

A Russian soap opera actor may have been the victim of an organ trafficking gang, the Daily Mail reports. According to unnamed police sources, a "young, blonde woman" lured 30-year-old Dmitry Nikolaev to a Moscow sauna after a theatre performance. They allegedly kissed and drank beer, then he woke up at a bus stop … » 2/26/15 5:50pm Yesterday 5:50pm

Christian Singer Let Fifty Shades Use His Song, Thinking It Was a Comedy

Paul Janeway, the golden-throated frontman of St. Paul and the Broken Bones, wanted to be a preacher until he was 18. Instead, he's got a song on the soundtrack to Fifty Shades of Grey —which, he told Mother Jones, he hadn't heard of before he licensed "Call Me" for the movie. He assumed it was just another romantic… » 2/26/15 1:10pm Yesterday 1:10pm

YouTube's Insanely Popular Disney Collector Might Be This Ex Porn Star

DC Toys Collector—better known as Disney Collector—is one of the most popular channels on YouTube, mostly because kids can't stop watching it. The videos star an anonymous woman unwrapping and playing with toys, describing all their features in a soothing, childlike voice. Disney Collector's face is never onscreen—we… » 2/26/15 10:40am Yesterday 10:40am

Billy Eichner Teaches Conan How to Hook Up on Grindr

After his weird and uncomfortable venture into Tinder with Dave Franco, Conan O'Brien decided to take the next logical(?) step: joining Grindr. His sherpa into the world of gay hookups is very funny, very loud comedian (and experienced Grindr-er) Billy Eichner. » 2/25/15 6:28pm Wednesday 6:28pm

The Dark, Gritty Power Rangers Reboot Is Actually a Brilliant Joke

Everyone's losing their got-damn minds about Joseph Kahn's dark'n'gritty short film reboot of beloved '90s kids' action franchise Power Rangers, which features near-blockbuster-level production, meticulous editing, and tense scenes between James Van Der Beek and Katee Sackhoff. Holy shit, it's amazing! So dark, so… » 2/25/15 3:30pm Wednesday 3:30pm

It Sure Looks Like This Florida Man Vaped His Buddy's Cum

Today's sign that The End Is Near: A Florida man makes vape liquid out of (something he claims is) his friend's semen, then inhales it and blows forth a mighty jizz cloud. This herald of the apocalypse, ID'd only as "Brad," claims he's "the first man ever to vape semen." He was reportedly paid $68 for the seminal act.… » 2/25/15 1:50pm Wednesday 1:50pm

Honey Boo Boo's New Music Video, Life Are Too Sad to Watch

Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson and her family are trying to move on after the cancellation of their TLC show due to Mama June's alleged relationship with the man who molested her daughter Anna, but it's not going very well. This week, Honey Boo Boo recorded a new music video with her mom, dad, and sister Pumpkin,… » 2/25/15 10:45am Wednesday 10:45am

Hipster Party Rapper Chippy Nonstop Has Been Deported to Canada

Tiny, hyperactive Oakland rapper Chippy Nonstop—probably best known as the Kreayshawn of 2013 and for being friends with the Kreayshawn of 2012, Kreayshawn—has been deported to Canada and forbidden from reentering the U.S. for five years. » 2/24/15 12:15pm Tuesday 12:15pm

Warren G and Kenny G Finally Did The Duet You Joked About in the '90s

It was a clear black night, a clear white moon, Warren G was on Jimmy Kimmel Live performing his 1994 hit "Regulate" with lite and funky sax god Kenny G, finally manifesting a toss-off joke you made 20 years ago into your living reality. Kind of a weird thing to use The Secret for, but you do you, friend. » 2/24/15 9:45am Tuesday 9:45am

John Oliver on the Totally Broken Process of Electing State Judges

In light of Alabama's chief Supreme Court justice deciding he could just overrule a federal court's decision on gay marriage earlier this month, John Oliver devoted this week's long Last Week Tonight segment to the uniquely American, uniquely fucked-up process of electing judges. » 2/23/15 6:11pm Monday 6:11pm

Bikram Yoga Falling Apart Under Sexual Assault Claims Against Guru

Bikram yoga, a popular brand of super-hot yoga run by a Speedo-sporting, hip-thrusting alleged sex guru, is experiencing a crisis of faith as multiple sexual assault lawsuits move forward against its figurehead and namesake, Bikram Choudhury. The New York Times reports hot yoga studios are dropping their Bikram… » 2/23/15 4:55pm Monday 4:55pm

Man Threatens to Blow Up Bar After They Won't Accept a Rock as Payment

Here's a modern fable about Florida: There once was a young man from Maine, who traveled to Tallahassee to "party with the Rainbow People in the national forest." While there, he attempted to pay his $10 tab at a sports bar with a rock. And that was the most sane and reasonable thing he did all night. » 2/23/15 2:05pm Monday 2:05pm

Fake Jim Carrey Cons His Way Onstage at the Czech Oscars

The Czech Lion Awards, the Czech Republic's equivalent of the Oscars, featured a surprise appearance by highly recognizable, very distinctive-looking American actor Jim Carrey. He took the stage, waved to the crowd, and silently fired a glitter cannon into the air, raining gold confetti down upon himself. Typical… » 2/23/15 12:00pm Monday 12:00pm

Guy Gets Interviewed for Job by Commuter He Just Told to Fuck Off

Rushing to a job interview via the London tube last Monday morning, a man found his way temporarily blocked by another commuter, so he pushed past the fellow and told him to go fuck himself. Unfortunately, that other man was Matt Buckland, the recruiter who was supposed to interview him for a software development… » 2/20/15 6:25pm 2/20/15 6:25pm

Vivek Wadhwa Makes Great Case Against Vivek Wadhwa on WNYC

Two weeks ago, TL;DR, the internet-centered companion show to WYNC and NPR's On the Media, ran an episode criticizing Vivek Wadhwa, an author, entrepreneur and academic who writes about women in tech, for overshadowing the voices of actual women. WYNC took the episode down early last week because it didn't include… » 2/20/15 4:25pm 2/20/15 4:25pm

Vanilla Ice Says This Whole Burglary Thing Is a Big Misunderstanding

Bad rapper Vanilla Ice claims he's getting a bad rap with respect to his alleged burglary of a Florida home. Although some of the items reported stolen were found in his possession, Ice (a.k.a. Rob VanWinkle) says he didn't break into the house, he just took a bunch of what appeared to be trash from the curb. » 2/20/15 12:05pm 2/20/15 12:05pm