Comcast Billed a Customer $3,000 For Moving Out of Their Clutches

This week in Comcast Simply Doesn't Give a Fuck About You: A Tennessee man says the cable giant—ironic motto: "Comcast cares"—slapped him with a $3,000 bill because he moved to an area it doesn't serve. » 11/21/14 1:54pm Yesterday 1:54pm

Key & Peele's Season of Dark Comedy Peaked With This Aerobics Sketch

The hilarious late '80s aerobics boom has really made a comeback this year: First with a Taylor Swift remix, and now this sketch from Key & Peele. But behind the peppy music—K&P used the actual soundtrack from the '88 Crystal Light Championships—lurks some seriously dark shit. » 11/21/14 12:25pm Yesterday 12:25pm

"Celebrities Read Mean Tweets" Returns With Chris Pratt and Lena Dunham

Jimmy Kimmel is back with the eighth(!) edition of Celebrities Read Mean Tweets, which should be getting really old by now, but instead just keeps getting better. People on Twitter (or Kimmel's writing staff?) are seriously on point with their celebrity slams this time out. » 11/21/14 9:29am Yesterday 9:29am

Glenn Beck: The Media "Just Raped Bill Cosby"

Glenn Beck, person who profits by saying outrageously dumb things, said another outrageously dumb thing Thursday. Specifically, he claimed that alleged rapist Bill Cosby is actually a victim of rape himself—media rape, by the evil and predatory mainstream media! » 11/20/14 5:06pm Thursday 5:06pm

Here's a Puke-Inducing Preview of the World's Tallest Roller Coaster

The world's tallest roller coaster, The Skyscraper, is scheduled to open at Orlando's Skyplex in 2017, and it looks like it'll be a tower of goddamn terror. The coaster's track will wrap around a 535-foot-tall monolith, twisting riders through a downward spiral for four minutes with "no downtime." » 11/20/14 2:55pm Thursday 2:55pm

Racist Shitheads Find Police Chief's Emotional Speech Truly Inspiring

Milwaukee police chief Edward Flynn delivered an emotional statement to reporters earlier this month after a public meeting about the April police shooting of Dontre Hamilton, asking protesters to remember that police protect the black community (when they're not shooting members of it.) Many found his message… » 11/19/14 7:04pm Wednesday 7:04pm

U.K. Politely Tells Pickup Artist Julien Blanc to Go Fuck Himself

Julien Blanc, a pickup artist whose seduction techniques cross the line into assault, had to cut his #ChokingGirlsAroundTheWorld lecture tour short earlier this month after he faced international protests and got deported from Australia. Now Blanc, who is half-American, half-hair-product, has been barred from entering… » 11/19/14 5:10pm Wednesday 5:10pm