Here's Neil DeGrasse Tyson's Snappy Comeback to "Aliens Going to Hell"

Last week, creationist minister Ken Ham responded to a NASA astronomer's estimate that "in the next 20 years we will find out we are not alone in the universe" by declaring the search for extraterrestrials "pointless" because they're all going to hell anyway. Neil DeGrasse Tyson, astronomical badass, went on Real Time… » 7/28/14 1:20pm Today 1:20pm

How Did a Juggalette End Up Twerking on This Guy's Enormous Belly?

"THIS JUGGALO JUST TWERKED ON A DUDE'S GUT!" TMZ announced Friday, headlining a video of a woman in a tight top performing a lap dance on one extremely large lap. But how did this unholy union of ass and belly come to be? » 7/28/14 12:53pm Today 12:53pm

Arya Stark Went to Comic-Con in Disguise and Fooled Everyone

Although George R.R. Martin was all over Comic-Con this year, not everyone involved in Game of Thrones was so hungry for the San Diego spotlight. Maisie Williams, the hilarious young actress who plays Arya Stark, preferred to roam the convention floor in relative anonymity. » 7/28/14 11:17am Today 11:17am

John Oliver Calls on Putin to Save Russia's Fuck Lizards from Space

A Russian satellite full of "sexually active space geckos" lost contact with ground control last week, and Russian space agency Roscosmos feared its mission would be jeopardized, leaving the little lizards to mate in low-earth orbit until they ran out of food. Well, John Oliver is not having it. » 7/28/14 9:33am Today 9:33am

The Game of Thrones Blooper Reel Is Light and Full of Errors

Fresh from Comic-Con, here's a peek at the bloopers from the just-completed season 4 of Game of Thrones. Highlights include a near miss with a torch, a rare incident of Tywin Lannister cracking up, and an extended cut of the Peter Dinklage dance that spawned a thousand GIFs. » 7/25/14 6:17pm Friday 6:17pm

Jennette McCurdy Addresses Fap-Gate on Reddit: "I Am Not a Role Model"

Now that she's free from the bonds of her Nickelodeon overlords, Sam and Cat star and subject of furious fapping Jennette McCurdy can finally say what she's wanted to say since her (actually pretty tame) sexy lingerie selfies leaked earlier this year: "I am not a role model." » 7/25/14 2:50pm Friday 2:50pm

Jimmy Kimmel Sells Gullible Apple Fans on a Fake iWatch

An Apple "iWatch" has been rumored for years, and might finally arrive this fall. And no matter how bad it is, people will buy it, as Jimmy Kimmel found out when he slapped an Apple sticker on a $20 Casio and introduced "the new Apple watch" to some eager consumers. » 7/25/14 1:16pm Friday 1:16pm

Nickelodeon Star Knows Boys Are "Fapping" to Her, Thinks It's Gross

Nickelodeon actress Jennette McCurdy is best known for two things: Starring alongside Ariana Grande in the recently cancelled Sam and Cat and having her lingerie selfies leaked online. The 22-year-old isn't naïve; she's aware she's got some fans who aren't just interested in her acting abilities and her Wall Street… » 7/24/14 5:20pm Thursday 5:20pm

Robin Thicke Finally, Mercifully Moving On From Paula Patton

After covering all the bases in his attempt to win back estranged wife Paula Patton—crying at the BET awards, sending sad texts, writing her a commercially unsuccessful album—Robin Thicke is finally throwing in the towel. Sources "in Thicke's camp" told Perez Hilton the singer knows it's over and has an attorney… » 7/24/14 1:50pm Thursday 1:50pm

For Your Consideration: Conan O'Brien's Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda Scene

Conan O'Brien may be the biggest human star in Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda, but he doesn't get a ton of screen time in his cameo as a slightly more dickish version of himself. Perhaps the producers were concerned that, if cast in a longer role, he would compete with Sharktopus for the spotlight and overshadow poor… » 7/24/14 12:30pm Thursday 12:30pm